With summertime as well as lighter garments ideal around the corner, my never-ending battle against excess fur kicks into overdrive this weekend. Not only have I been as well lazy to wax, however I dislike shaving. That, as well as I don’t have the pain tolerance for laser hair removal. Avoidance of hair removal = furry Karen. I’m a straight-up YETI ideal now.

But I’ve reached my limits; I’ve hit the hairy wall. It’s time to offer with this fur circumstance one method or another.

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YOU need to CHOOSE! — the Sasquatch Edition.

Sasquatch circumstance #1

Would you rather 1) have a truly hairy bum (I’m speaking shag carpet hairy), or 2) no eyebrows? YOU need to CHOOSE!

Sasquatch circumstance #2

You lastly satisfy your dream boy. He’s best in every method … except for one bit hair issue. Unfortunately, he’s inherited a unusual illness which triggers hair to grow unchecked in certain places. Waxing, shaving — nothing stops it from growing, as well as when his hair gets removed, it instantaneously reappears. Poof!

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If you might select which parts of his body exhibited the disease, would you rather they be 1) his nose as well as ears, or 2) his back (where you might braid it for him)? YOU need to CHOOSE!

Sasquatch circumstance #3

It’s time for a haircut, so you head to your preferred stylist’s chair for summertime bee-yoo-ti-ficatin. Sadly, your stylist has just changed meds, as well as he often falls a bit off his rocker. He handcuffs you to the chair as well as proclaims you his hostage!

He states he’ll release you after he’s completed providing you a “special” 80s-inspired haircut. To make matters worse, earlier that morning you had two cups of coffee as well as a bran muffin. You gotta get out of that chair, ASAP!

Crazy stylist provides you three options:

Hair like that person from flock of Seagulls…

The asymmetrical Salt n’ Pepa cut…

نسخة. Deville’s massive, orbit-worthy mane…

YOU need to CHOOSE!

Well, I’m off to get some Sally Hansen Wax Strips. تنهد!

إعلان

How do you feel about hair removal? Are you one of those lucky women who never needs to shave?

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